Politics jokes
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Obama got Osama.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Biden did 9/10.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.