What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
"Sharing is communism."
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck