Politics

Politics jokes

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.