Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron
Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
hillary for president
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
What does Monica and Bill Clinton have in common....They both did not inhale. lol
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
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A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
Trump 2020
