Politics

Politics jokes

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...

#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

What's the difference between Obama and Trump?

Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!

Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.