Politics jokes
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!