Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Politics Jokes
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
