Politics jokes
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.