Politics jokes
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
China.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!