Politics jokes
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.