Politics jokes
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Biden... get it?
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Trump did 1/6.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Trevor Bauer for President.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"