Pokemon jokes

Real Pokémon.

Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."

Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

What do you call a fat midget?

Jigglypuff.

What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?

Brockoli.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.