Pokemon jokes
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Weedle will make you high.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.