When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Pokemon Jokes
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Weedle will make you high.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
