Pokemon jokes
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Weedle will make you high.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.