Pokemon jokes
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
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Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
when charmander gets old
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
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Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"