Pokemon jokes
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?