Pokemon jokes
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
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What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Weedle will make you high.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.