Pokemon Jokes

I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

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Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea? A LightBulbasaur.

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.

What is the deafferents between Pikachu and orphan Pikachu i choose u

What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

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Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus? - Pokemon

I FUCKED A POKEMON THE OTHER DAY. IT IS DEAD NOW

A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?

I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that’s in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my pest friend, In a whirl’d you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Pokemon!

Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!

Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?

Snover1: There's snow in the way.

Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.

Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!

"AAAAARRRGGH!!"

Squirtle:Who is that?

Snover2:That is Snow.

Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!

Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!

"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"

"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"

Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE:I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that's in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a whirl'd you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Poke him on!