Pokemon jokes
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
justin bever be like in ohio
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.