Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon
What pokemon is always disappointed wynaut
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo? Slugma slugma dick
have u ever seen the pokemon called ryh... rhydon these nuts
Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
what pokemon is from the avengers? throh
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea? A LightBulbasaur.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.
What is the deafferents between Pikachu and orphan Pikachu i choose u
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu? Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful.
Pokemon
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus? - Pokemon
Which pokemon listens to Aha? Takemeon
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokemon!
