Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that’s in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my pest friend, In a whirl’d you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Pokemon!
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
