Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Roses are red shut up and go to bed
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
