Poetry

Poetry jokes

Rose

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Rose

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Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Gum

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Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Rose

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].