Poetry jokes

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.