Poetry jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Doctor Seuss break up lines:

"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.