Player jokes

What bee doesn’t fly properly?

Kobe.

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

Being the first to move in chess.

It’s a white privilege.

Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.

"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."

-Al Nassr owner

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.