Player jokes
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
How it feels To gas the other players and get in second from missing your aim.
Player 138 eliminated...
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.