Player jokes

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!

One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.

A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.

A quiet kid brings an MP5.

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

What do you call a bad player? A noob.

You signed up for football, but you're no good.

What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."

I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.

Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.

Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.