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What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.