What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What do a penis and a Rubikβs Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What is an orphanβs favorite game? Adopt me.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Whatβs the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
