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Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.