Play jokes
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.