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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
just follow me please one more im at 50
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!