Play jokes
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Memes
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.