Play jokes
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.