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Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
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Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why canβt an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesnβt know where home is.
Why canβt an orphan play baseball? Because they canβt find home.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!