Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.