Play jokes
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.