When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
Play Jokes
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
