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What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?