A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little boy says, “That’s my little red race car.” 10 minutes later the boy looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little girl says, "that’s my little red race car garage.” So later that night the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She said yes and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit. Down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor, the mother asks "What happened?” the little girl says, “We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off.”
Why can’t a orphine play baseball. Because he doesn’t know where home is
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
if ur sis mack u mad saw go to ur frundy home play if ur sis sud no go tell mom
Why is an boomerang a orphanes favourite toy because it actually comes back
why are orphans sad when playing roblox?
there isnt any parents on roblox
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
2 tight ends and a wide receiver
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)
my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Why did Jesus play football
He was Spanish ayo
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
why is ollie so boring he plays bord
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)
