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Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
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A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"