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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!