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My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Who would've known?
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.