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What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Life is like a game of chess.
I donโt know how to play chess.
Why canโt an orphan play baseball?
Because they canโt find home.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Memes
saddest youtube comment :(
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "Thatโs my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "Thatโs my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it wonโt fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldnโt fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What do a penis and a Rubikโs Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why canโt you play games with cats? Because they always โcheetahโ.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."