Play jokes
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Memes
For those who know
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.