Play jokes
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.