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Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.