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Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.