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Why canโt orphans play baseball?
Because they canโt find home.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
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Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Why shouldnโt you play cards in Africa?
'Cause thereโs too many cheetahs.
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Do you play COC?
Because itโs a pretty good game.
Why canโt Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.