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Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
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Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.