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You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?

To get a family.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?

One is played with.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.

What instruments do skeletons like to play?

Trombones.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?

A tromBONE.

I have no puns because I don't play soccer.

What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?

A baby playing with a scalpel.

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.