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Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.