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Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

Why don't orphans play tag?

Because there's no one to catch.

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?

Play pretend dog in the bed.

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.