Why does the U.S Goverment doesnt play clash of clans
Because they lost 2 Towers Already.
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Why don't orphans play tag
Because there's no one to catch
my friend playing truth or dare me:dare my friends:i dare u to go home
What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball, they always eat the bat.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball
Bc they can’t find home
Why can’t orphans, play baseball
They have no home to run to
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Caus they can't find home
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphan play baseball because they can’t find home
Wanna play dolls? I can be Ken and you can be the box i come in
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
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Mom: Anna let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time and you the other half that way it will all be fair and I don't have to put up with this crying, I've already got 7 others to take care of.
Anna: I do mom. I have Fred(younger brother) go up and I go down!
Mom: Good. NOW HOW 'BOUT THE REST OF YOU GO PLAY OUTSIDE IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE IT'S THE WARMEST IT'S BEEN ALL YEAR, 45 DEGREES BELOW 0!
Kids: WOW! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
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