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Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!