Why can't you orfapan play base ball? Thay don't know we're home is
why did orphans play poppy playtime?
to get a family
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
You can play Jenga in 2 place now New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers:) they prolly have jenga tournaments they’re every year
i would invite you to play baseball but theres no home for you to run to
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
why dose orphans play with other kids on a play ground so they will sneak in there parents car to be brother or sister
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare You know it’s bouta hang over
I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
my girlfriend was cheating in Uno
she's not the only one who can play that game
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones
Why can’t orfans play base ball because they can’t find home.
What games do monks play a lot?
AMONK us.
What is smal, red and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel
i have no puns because i dont play soccer.
What did the skeleton play when je joined the band? A tromBONE
Yo Mama So Short That When She plays mini golf its just called golf
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
"so I was at high school one day in the bathrooms and I'm circumcised and the kid next to me wasn't so he showed me his pp and he had a foreskin so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired..."
