Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
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What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why canβt orphans play baseball? Because they canβt find home.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
Because they canβt find home.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" πππππ
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" π π π π π π π truth ong fr π Face with thing is funny or... π π π π the
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
