Play jokes
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.