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What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

Why don't orphans play tag?

Because there's no one to catch.

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?

One is played with.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂