Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What's the difference between a orphan and a toy One is played with
Why can't you orfapan play base ball? Thay don't know we're home is
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
