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Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Tiger Woods is a lion cheetah. He took a wife and seventeen mistresses because he just had to play all eighteen holes.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.