Play jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.