You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
