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Why can't you play with a cheetah?

Because they are cheat-ahs!

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to.

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.

What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?

House of Pain—"Jump Around."

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?

'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.

I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.