Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why don't orphans play tag
Because there's no one to catch
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
