Play jokes
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
mom "go play with the neighbor" the neighbbor:
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!