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What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.