Play jokes
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Memes
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.