Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why can’t orphans play gta and get five stars because they’re not wanted
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
tic tac toe.
play dead they said wasn't to hard I've been dead inside for years
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What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
Bro never learned how to play jenga 🙄
Why didn't the drummer play? ....... because he got a percussion.
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
Why can’s orphans play bass ball
Because they can’t run home
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral what song should you never play? Alphaville - Forever Young
Why can't a Orphane play baseball
They can't find home
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is
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I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14 but my console somehow kept crashing
Why do orphans play gta ?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button
