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How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.