Play jokes
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.