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"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.