Play jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).