Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
