Play jokes
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!