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Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!