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My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.