Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Your mom is so dumb, that somebody told her 'go get a life', she go play Super Mario, and get an 1-up.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex."
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
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Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Wanna play dolls? I can be Ken and you can be the box i come in
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
