Play jokes
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.