Play jokes
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.