Play jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)