Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench The NBA because all the black guys are playing
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
why dont pakis play football, everytime they get a corner they build a shop
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
why cant orphan play baseball they cant run home.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
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How does a disabled person play chasy I think you forgot they don't have legs
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
