Play jokes
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.