If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
If trees could kill you, they wood.
