What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
Planet Jokes
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
