Planet

Planet jokes

I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.

"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."

"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."

I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!

What do astronauts πŸ‘©β€πŸš€ do when they’re on break?

They eat launch. πŸš€πŸ₯ͺ

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love πŸ’— night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏑 night is it a great πŸ‘ home 🏑 was the day I love πŸ’•