Planet

Planet Jokes

Uranus

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

Cow

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!

Uranus

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

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  • Mum

    Friend, your mum's fat.

    Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

    Mercury

    Why is mercury like everything else in the world?

    Because it gives you cancer.

    Astronaut

    Why did the astronaut return to Earth?

    She went on her launch break! πŸš€πŸ₯ͺπŸ˜‹

    Candy

    Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

    Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

    Astronaut

    What do astronauts πŸ‘©β€πŸš€ do when they’re on break?

    They eat launch. πŸš€πŸ₯ͺ

    Earth

    What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

    Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love πŸ’— night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏑 night is it a great πŸ‘ home 🏑 was the day I love πŸ’•

    Ring

    What is the richest planet?

    Saturn πŸͺ- It has many rings.

    Meteor

    Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

    Because it’s a little meteor.