What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Jupiter
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Uranus is huge.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
