How do you measure the circumference of Uranus? By the rings around it
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
How do you organize a space party? - You planet
How do you plan a party in outer space You planet
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Why is Uranus so big? Bc you discovered it
How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad
im going to your moms house can you help me planet
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
your know the only way to win is you have to actually planet
We r gonna crush u in the try not to laugh
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
the earth is not round . please like and subscribe
you suck
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
i love the way the earth rotates
it really makes my day
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
