Uranus floats around in space.
Uranus spins on its side.
Uranus is blue.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
