Sheep want to wool the world :)
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Jupiter
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Uranus is huge.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Uranus floats around in space.
Uranus spins on its side.
Uranus is blue.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
