You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why does the Sun go to school?
can we have a party in space? .... First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet
The earth is flat
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
You never told me you were part orangutan, have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.
What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
