Uranus is huge.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Uranus floats around in space.
Uranus spins on its side.
Uranus is blue.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
