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Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

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    • A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.

    When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.

    "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.

    Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

    Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

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    • A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

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    • A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

    You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

    Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

    A: They tend to crash and burn.

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    • What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

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    • What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

    At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

    A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"