I Saw A Helicopter On January 26, 2020 Then Kobe Was On The News
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
an escort..
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
what did the bomber say the the jet?
sorry bro, I gotta bomb. *WAIT NO-*
How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp of a roof
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
