My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant Joke
But it would just Crash And Burn
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
