Pilot jokes
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.