Pilot jokes
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.