Pilot jokes

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,

"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,

"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,

"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,

"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.