Pilot jokes
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.