What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
