Pilot jokes
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot: