a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking When he dies?
Rust in pieces!
a man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm the bartender asks what he wants the man says i would like one beer for me and one for the rode
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper
It's just to tear able
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
