What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!