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What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph his beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.

when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler

Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece

Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his ass and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.

bully: you are a piece of shit person: no, im not a piece and im not brown... so no honey.

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy

What do you call a swearing piece of shit?

Cus-turd

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."

A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling. The cashier says "If you can grab it, your meal's free.". The man then said "Nah, the stakes are too high.".

a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking When he dies?

Rust in pieces!

a man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm the bartender asks what he wants the man says i would like one beer for me and one for the rode

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”