What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
Where was Stephan hawking buried
In a black hole 😂😂
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair
What was Stephan hawkings mother’s name
Ilean
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It'll get better just walk it off."
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
What song is sung when conceving.
lets get PHYSICAL PHYSICAL!!
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
