Physics jokes
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?