Physics Jokes

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

What goes up and down and needs two people?

A seesaw.

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.

Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Presidents are normal, physically.

Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

I was bullying stephen hawkings, I told him why not stand up for yourself.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.