Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
If God didnβt mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.