Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.