Physics

Physics jokes

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?