Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.