Physics jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.