What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
what was the one test that Steven hawking couldnt pass
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I make science puns, but only periodically.
when Stephen Hawking found out about physics he was speechless.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn't want to be argon.
Why did Steven halkings die.....
A quad rasher ran him over
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
Stephen hawking went on a date last night She left after 15 minutes complaining she didn't like his tone
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders 😊
Why can't Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
