Physics

Physics Jokes

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.