Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
The difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaacs Newton died a virgin.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
