How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
