Physics jokes
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.