Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
I was bullying stephen hawkings, I told him why not stand up for yourself.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
