Physics

Physics jokes

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?

The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.