Physics jokes
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.