If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
I was bullying stephen hawkings, I told him why not stand up for yourself.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
