An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
