Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Physics Jokes
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking died.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
