Physics jokes
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking died.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.