Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.