What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
