why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
me, calls the police* me: hey imma commit suicide! cop on the phone: please wait till we get there me: why, so you can then stop me? cop on the phone: no, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper...and we are all bord! me: ok, my house number is ********************* ok! cop on the phone: awesome! just a sec. whispers*** guys I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work
You mama is so fat, she need 2 phones to take herself
me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese
me: wat is dat?
Siri: sugondese nuts
I keep trying to call my emo friend... They keep hanging up
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
