Phone jokes

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

What do you call 2 wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪

Why can Asian people buy phones?

'Cause they might call the wrong number.

Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.

I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.

What is an orphan's hated movie line?

E.T. phone home.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?

Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.