Face ID jokes

Depression

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.