This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke it was just to make space like your mothers ass in space because it so big.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...
person: what's your perfect date look like.
Me: oh just hanging around in a tree
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls, A Roll model
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you? Just, hang in there, man.
what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol
why cant a emo person be incharge of sky diving he wont deploy the parashoot
Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
random person we are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe. hitla thats exactly what i said
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Whats the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person, the handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder
What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
Person 1: somebody farted. Person 2: no, all I can smell is your breath
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
