allright class the person who answers my next queston gets to go home, then a guy throse a pencel the techer asks who throue that pensol I DID I GET TO GO HOME
Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*
how to kick a deaf person off the plane step1 pretend to yell and get some friends to do it too step 2 tell your friends to raise both of there hands step 3 hes out of the plane on a parachute.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true and then the person is a victim for sure.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You looks like if sweatpants were a person.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
So there was this kid and he went to a store and said to a person there "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo "Why the hell are you here, shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere."
so there is someone who doesn't know what an armadilo is. He then sees one. he askes it a question. "What are you?" the armadilo replies, "Armadilo." the person says: "What's a dilo?"
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
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A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval. I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah. Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.” My friend was the only one who laughed
i did just see a blind person trying to fuck a dog
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
Did you know, tha average gay person likes men?
Why was the emo person dead inside? Because I stole their insides.
Sometimes a depressed person antidepression.
President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Person: My left ear is ringing. Friend: Then answer it...
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke it was just to make space like your mothers ass in space because it so big.
