Personal jokes

Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

What do you call a disabled person drowning?

A boat.

Someone bullied a disabled person.

The disabled person said they can't stand it.

Person 1: Somebody farted.

Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Person 1: How smart are you?

Person 2: Really smart.

Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?

Person 2: 1 ghost is left.

Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

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Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?

To draw the curtains.

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?

Nose-less.

Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.

"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."

Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear

Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"

What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

How do you name a Chinese person?

You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.