Personal jokes
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Memes
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis π₯°πβ€οΈπ!
Love you a million times more!
Person 1: Wasnβt Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
"Oh, youβre still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.