Personal jokes
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Memes
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.