Person jokes

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

A lumberjack goes to a person's house.

Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

What is the chair's favorite person?

A sit-izen.

Lewis Clow

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

What am I?

A: A baby.

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Who is not hungry in Africa?

A dead person.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.