Person jokes
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
partying with elmo
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.