Person jokes

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

What do you call a tall person?

A tall person.

Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.

Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?

It left him hanging.

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

Just hang in there, man.

Why was the emo person dead inside?

Because I stole their insides.

Yeah, Eli is hot.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?

Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.

Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!

Person: WTF!

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.

Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

What am I?

A: A baby.

A lumberjack goes to a person's house.

Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.