Person jokes

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?

Neither can see their parents.

How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.

When you're born on 4/20/69...

What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

A lumberjack goes to a person's house.

Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.

What is the chair's favorite person?

A sit-izen.

Lewis Clow

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)