Person jokes
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Memes
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.