Person jokes
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Memes
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.