Person Jokes

Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose

A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”

You’re so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant

A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt

dumb person: wat idk mean

person 1: I don’t know

dumb one: oh u don’t know okie I ask googol

person 1: wait idk means-

dumb one (to googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN

googol: I don’t know

dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

What can’t a black person say to a police officer

Thanks for the warning

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.

There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead

They are hairy

you are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world

When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?

When he is on the train.

What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke

Q: what did the person who invented the door knocker get

A: a no-bell prize