Person jokes
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Memes
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?