Person jokes

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

Who is not hungry in Africa?

A dead person.

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

I'm looking for the bartender.

Person named Bart:

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

Ashten Parkes

He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"

To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?