Person jokes
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Cheesy Meme Of The Day!
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Ashten Parkes
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.