Person jokes
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Memes
Cheesy Meme Of The Day!
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Ashten Parkes
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Yeah, Eli is hot.