Person jokes

How do you piss off a disabled person?

You put the cookie on the other shoulder.

What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!

Knock knock.

Me, a person: Who's there?

A: Deez nuts!

What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.

It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.

Most foresters have a wooden personality.

Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.

Joke not up for debate.

Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"

Friend: "Your blood pressure!"

They are hairy.

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.

(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.

I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?

How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

My happiness.

How do you punish a blind person?

Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.