Person jokes

Sexuality

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

Book

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Ad

Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

Person 2: “Seven.”

Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

(Based on an encounter I had recently)

Health

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

Memes

Shooter

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

Height

Why did I trip over your foot?

Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!

Hand

What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

Orphan

What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?

Neither can see their parents.

Ugliness

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Man

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

Lumberjack

A lumberjack goes to a person's house.

Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.