Person jokes
I'm illegal.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
Bill Cosplay
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.