Person jokes
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Ashten Parkes
Memes
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.