Person jokes
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Lewis Clow
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
When you're born on 4/20/69...
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.