Person jokes
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Ashten Parkes
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Lewis Clow
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.