A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasn’t the one, the second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
When you think about it hitler wasn’t a bad person he killed hitler
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.
what do you call a man with no body and do nose?
No Body Knows No body nose
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says don ́t worry there will be a third person in a little while.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
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When someone says Jesus. I say, Bitch, where
What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"oh cool"
"this is mother Teresa's clock, the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense"
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
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You know, being a bitch is hard...but i found the person who's up for the challenge...You
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person. Sorry didn't mean to step on your toes
Normal person:"I'm perfect" Goth person:"nobody is"
