Person jokes
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Memes
partying with elmo
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!