Person jokes
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.