Person jokes
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Memes
Meme:
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.