Person jokes
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Memes
My boy best friend needs to have this app rn
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.