Person jokes

Word

    • When a white person says the n word,

    black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."

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    • Suicide

    • People complain we are overpopulated.

    Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

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    • Man

    • Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

    So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

    Person memes

    Emo

    • I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

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    • Liberal

    • The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

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    • Food

    • When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

    Water

    • When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

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    • Depression

    • DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

    * Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

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