Person jokes
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Memes
I’m just gonna leave this here
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*