Person jokes
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
what a nice man xx
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
The person who is reading this.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.