Person jokes
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Lewis Clow
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"