Person jokes
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"
The person who is reading this.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Who is this Gwen person?
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
I want to be loved.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.