Person jokes
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Cheesy Meme Of The Day!
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?