When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Person Jokes
Who is the blindest person in the world?
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
"My name is Dezz."
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Poop Jackson.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Ethan Fennel
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I am cool.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
