Person Jokes

Pringles

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Cop

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

Suicide

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

Health

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

Mama

Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"

Gun

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

Emo

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.