Person jokes
Josh Williams
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Hi, I'm cool.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
I'm horny and gay.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.