Person jokes
I am a beautiful person.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Hi how are you?
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.