Person jokes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Memes
what have i found
Hi how are you?
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
"My name is Dezz."
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Poop Jackson.