Person Jokes

A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"

Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed help.

What’s a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary

me : hey! do you know how to tie a knot? person : yea, why? me : cause I need help tying this noose :)

do u no 6+3 other person nine nein is no in german

What did god say to the black person Oops I burned one😳

Not racist just funny

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.

He couldn't shoot straight

I want to be loved

I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer

Person one: What did the Dj name his son? Person two: IDK what Person one: Erik(while making a DJ motion)

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents

Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad

How do you call a Goth with Feelings?Emomotional

What do you call someone with no body and no nose. Nobody knows.

what do you say when a spanish person lose a car

Carlos

regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist

Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain