Person jokes
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Hi, I'm cool.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
I'm horny and gay.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.